September 7, 2008

Top 10 Geeky Quotes

1. 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

2. Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

3. There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

4. My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my charizard.

5. If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0

6. I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly

7. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

8. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be.

9. I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code

10. A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.


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