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September 8, 2008
September 7, 2008
Top Funny Quotes By Bill Gates
1. Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
2. 640K ought to be enough for anybody.
3. Microsoft looks at new ideas, they don't evaluate whether the idea will move the industry forward, they ask, 'how will it help us sell more copies of Windows?'
4. About 3 million computers get sold every year in China, but people don't pay for the software. Someday they will, though. As long as they are going to steal it, we want them to steal ours. They'll get sort of addicted, and then we'll somehow figure out how to collect sometime in the next decade.
5. Well, remember, I don't own dollars. I own Microsoft stock. So it's only through multiplication that you convert what I own into some scary number.
6. Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning.
2. 640K ought to be enough for anybody.
3. Microsoft looks at new ideas, they don't evaluate whether the idea will move the industry forward, they ask, 'how will it help us sell more copies of Windows?'
4. About 3 million computers get sold every year in China, but people don't pay for the software. Someday they will, though. As long as they are going to steal it, we want them to steal ours. They'll get sort of addicted, and then we'll somehow figure out how to collect sometime in the next decade.
5. Well, remember, I don't own dollars. I own Microsoft stock. So it's only through multiplication that you convert what I own into some scary number.
6. Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning.
Top 10 Geeky Quotes
1. 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
2. Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
3. There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
4. My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my charizard.
5. If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0
6. I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly
7. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
8. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be.
9. I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code
10. A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Source: http://www.boardofwisdom.com/default.asp?topic=1005&listname=Geek
2. Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
3. There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
4. My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my charizard.
5. If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0
6. I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly
7. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
8. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be.
9. I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code
10. A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Source: http://www.boardofwisdom.com/default.asp?topic=1005&listname=Geek
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